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Top Ten Ways To Annoy Your Band Teacher
10. Play the loudest most annoying note possible the longest you can.
9. Show up for the wrong sectional and demand to play.Ex: If you are a woodwind player show up for the brass sectional and if your a brass player show up for the woodwind sectional
8. Ask your band director "Are we there yet?" every five minutes when you the bus to festival.
7. When sight reading, raise your hand and complain that you've never seen the music before.
6. Yell "Aflac!" everytime someone is flat.
5. Raise your hand and ask if you can empty your spit valve after every song.
4. Complain that there is a glare coming from the window and you are unable to play until someone closes the blinds.
3. Raise your hand and ask if your A flat is in tune. Then raise your hand again and ask if your G sharp is in tune.
2. Change your stand every five minutes complaining it's a "Spencer Stand."
1. Right after he tunes you and says you are perfectly in tune, pull your mouthpiece off or take out your tuning valve.
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Top Ten Obnoxious Things To Do At A Campsite
10. Throw smoke bombs into
other people's campsites.
9. When walking by other peoples
campsites, stop and look at the
stuff they have.
8. Use the camp dumpster as fire fuel.
7. If it's hot ask if u can borrow
their roll-on deodorant. If it's cold
ask if you can borrow their chapstick.
6. In the middle of the night,
knock on people's campers and run.
5. Turn your radio up loud and
turn it to a polka station and leave.
4. TP the Camp Host's campsite.
3. Pretend your washing your
clothes at the dump station.
2. Bring a drumset and jam till 3 A.M.
1. Bring a disco ball and plug it in.
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Top Ten Obnoxious Things To Do While Waiting In An Amusement Park Line
10. Drop Change and watch who
picks it up.
9. Using change, drum on the
hand rails.
8. Tourment you little brother or
sister so they scream.
7. Complain to the people in front
of you and back of you about everything.
6. Spill your soda on the hand
rails so they are slimy.
5. Pretend you found someone's
drivers license and cut in line to
give it to him.
4. Make farting noises occasionally.
3. Give the guy in front of you a
flat tire by stepping on the back of
his shoes.
2. Chew bubble gum and throw it
on the floor and watch who steps
on it.
1. After you get off the ride, tell
the people still in line that the ride
broke.
Top Ten Obnoxious Things To Do At A Restaurant
10. Complain about dirty sliverware...Alot.
9. Order a sprite, and when it
comes say u ordered a diet coke.
8. Mix the salt and pepper and
call it salper.
7. Carve your initials into the
table with your knife.
6. Before you leave ask for dental
floss instead of a toothpick.
5. 2 words...FOOD FIGHT!
4. Color the menu
3. Draw with ketchup and mustard
on the window.
2. Ask if the chef is fat, because if
he is the food must be good.
1. When asked for dessert, order a
bowl of Rolaids
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Top Ten Obnoxious Things To Do In A School Lunch Line
10. Keep changing your mind about what food you want the lunchlady to serve you. "I want fries, no I want the pizza combo. No I want cheesesticks...."
9. Try a donut and put it back.
8. Ask for a recount of your change after you pay and complain that you didn't recieve the correct amount of money. Ask the lunch lady to recount your change several times.
7.Sneeze on everything.
6. Ask the lunch lady for food, drop it and go get some more. Do this 6 or 7 times.
5. When standing in line,ask for a price on everything.
4. Ask the lunch lady if her hair net is designer made.
3. When you go to pay, try to negociate the price of the food.
2. Use Barter to buy food.
1. Pay in pennies.
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Top Ten Excuses For Forging Firewood At A State Park(note: It is illegal to collect wood that is lying on the ground for firewood camping at a statepark.)
10. The best things in nature are free.
9. No comprando
8. We are playing rock, paper, scissors, but we are out of paper so we are using wood.
7. We are playing pick-up sticks with real sticks.
6. The R.V. leaks so I am building a log cabin.
5. My hotdog is cold.
4. I didn't know the twig was an endangered species.
3. How! Me build teepee.
2. I wanna play fetch, but i have a really big dog.
1. I'm building a dam for my cripled beaver. |
